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WOOHOO Tomorrow is my birthday and I'm taking the day off!! Hooray for birthday friday's and no work! I intend to go on a shopping spree and enjoy the day with the people I love 
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Paraskevidekatriaphobia
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Fear of Friday the 13th
Well I was going to give a history of the origins of this day, however it's boring as hell to read in it's entirety so I will sum it up...
The French King and Pope Boniface VIII got into a bitch fight and proceeded to slander and incriminate each others God given names...well the Pope's wife died so he became the Knights Templar and blackballed the king.
A year later the desperate king became very greedy and tripled the price of everything then some rioters threatened to kill his bitch ass and he begged for protection from the knights. Humiliating indeed.
So best I can figure...the King in retaliation for humiliating himself (once he felt safe of course) mass mailed *pony express i'm sure* a set of sealed orders on Sept 14 to every bailiff, seneschal, deputy and officer and threatened to kill their asses if they opened that shit before the night of Thursday Oct 12th...The following Friday that shiesty bitch had every Knights Templar arrested something around 2,000 were arrested only 20 escaped...now I will quote
"The initial charges were vague, but they didn't sound good: 'A bitter thing, a lamentable thing, a thing horrible to think of and terrible to hear, a detestable crime, an execrable evil, an abominable act, a repulsive disgrace, a thing almost inhuman, indeed alien to all humanity, has, thanks to the reports of several trustworthy persons, reached our ear, smiting us grievously and causing us to tremble with the utmost horror.' What followed was so foul, according to folklore, that Templar sympathizers cursed the day itself, condemning it as evil--Friday the thirteenth--whose reputation never recovered."
So there you have it a big bitch fight gone bad!
Enjoy the hell out of this fabulous booty shaking Friday 13th! And watch out for those Black Cats they'll get ya everytime.
Well I was going to give a history of the origins of this day, however it's boring as hell to read in it's entirety so I will sum it up...
The French King and Pope Boniface VIII got into a bitch fight and proceeded to slander and incriminate each others God given names...well the Pope's wife died so he became the Knights Templar and blackballed the king.
A year later the desperate king became very greedy and tripled the price of everything then some rioters threatened to kill his bitch ass and he begged for protection from the knights. Humiliating indeed.
So best I can figure...the King in retaliation for humiliating himself (once he felt safe of course) mass mailed *pony express i'm sure* a set of sealed orders on Sept 14 to every bailiff, seneschal, deputy and officer and threatened to kill their asses if they opened that shit before the night of Thursday Oct 12th...The following Friday that shiesty bitch had every Knights Templar arrested something around 2,000 were arrested only 20 escaped...now I will quote
"The initial charges were vague, but they didn't sound good: 'A bitter thing, a lamentable thing, a thing horrible to think of and terrible to hear, a detestable crime, an execrable evil, an abominable act, a repulsive disgrace, a thing almost inhuman, indeed alien to all humanity, has, thanks to the reports of several trustworthy persons, reached our ear, smiting us grievously and causing us to tremble with the utmost horror.' What followed was so foul, according to folklore, that Templar sympathizers cursed the day itself, condemning it as evil--Friday the thirteenth--whose reputation never recovered."
So there you have it a big bitch fight gone bad!Enjoy the hell out of this fabulous booty shaking Friday 13th! And watch out for those Black Cats they'll get ya everytime.
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Cheers to the Piano Man
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There's something about a man who will write a song devoted to unconditional love that moves me. I got "The Essential Billy Joel" last night and have been rotating it continuously. So many wonderful songs I'd forgotten how much I liked and I'm so thankful that I am at a place in my life where I can now listen to these songs without feeling a longing tug at my heart. I have all the unconditional love I need and more.
Just listening to these songs move me in so many ways. It's nice to listen to such an inviting voice that is telling you a story of pain, of loss, of hope, of life. So much to grasp onto and relate to and apply to thought. I find his words and piano very soothing and uplifting in a bare essentially real and honest way.
So I thought I'd use my new purchase as segue to update my journal. I've found myself in much better spirits of late. I think viewing the world more optimistically and openly has helped my outlook. Don't get me wrong I can still be irritably crabby when I've not had enough sleep. I've just found that though times can be tough and uncertain and trying that there is always a choice of how to perceive these circumstances and it doesn't always have to way so heavy.
My one hope is for a bit of a reprieve. I know I could get on without it, but the dealings would be much easier with that sense of cooperation there. I won't hold my breath but I will feel good about knowing I'm now at a point that I can hope for this open heartedly and not be devastated if things don't work according to plan.
Like I said I have much love to be thankful for and I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life to include all areas, even those gray spots I'd left unattended. Now if I could just get to bed at a descent hour…of course there are better things than sleep.
This is currently my favorite song by Billy it was also the one in my head motivating me to buy the album:
She's got a way about her
I don't know what it is
But I know that I can't live without her
She's got a way of pleasin'
I don't know why it is
But there doesn't have to be a reason
Anyway
She's got a smile that heals me
I don't know why it is
But I have to laugh when she reveals me
She's got a way of talkin'
I don't know what it is
But it lifts me up when we are walkin'
Anywhere
She comes to me when I'm feelin' down
Inspires me without a sound
She touches me and I get turned around
She's got a way of showin'
How I make her feel
And I find the strength to keep on goin'
She's got a light around her
And everywhere she goes
A million dreams of love surround her
Everywhere
She comes to me when I'm feelin' down
Inspires me without a sound
She touches me and I get turned around
She's got a smile that heals me
I don't know why it is
But I have to laugh when she reveals me
She's got a way about her
I don't know what it is
But I know that I can't live without her
Anyway
Just listening to these songs move me in so many ways. It's nice to listen to such an inviting voice that is telling you a story of pain, of loss, of hope, of life. So much to grasp onto and relate to and apply to thought. I find his words and piano very soothing and uplifting in a bare essentially real and honest way.
So I thought I'd use my new purchase as segue to update my journal. I've found myself in much better spirits of late. I think viewing the world more optimistically and openly has helped my outlook. Don't get me wrong I can still be irritably crabby when I've not had enough sleep. I've just found that though times can be tough and uncertain and trying that there is always a choice of how to perceive these circumstances and it doesn't always have to way so heavy.
My one hope is for a bit of a reprieve. I know I could get on without it, but the dealings would be much easier with that sense of cooperation there. I won't hold my breath but I will feel good about knowing I'm now at a point that I can hope for this open heartedly and not be devastated if things don't work according to plan.
Like I said I have much love to be thankful for and I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life to include all areas, even those gray spots I'd left unattended. Now if I could just get to bed at a descent hour…of course there are better things than sleep.
This is currently my favorite song by Billy it was also the one in my head motivating me to buy the album:
She's got a way about her
I don't know what it is
But I know that I can't live without her
She's got a way of pleasin'
I don't know why it is
But there doesn't have to be a reason
Anyway
She's got a smile that heals me
I don't know why it is
But I have to laugh when she reveals me
She's got a way of talkin'
I don't know what it is
But it lifts me up when we are walkin'
Anywhere
She comes to me when I'm feelin' down
Inspires me without a sound
She touches me and I get turned around
She's got a way of showin'
How I make her feel
And I find the strength to keep on goin'
She's got a light around her
And everywhere she goes
A million dreams of love surround her
Everywhere
She comes to me when I'm feelin' down
Inspires me without a sound
She touches me and I get turned around
She's got a smile that heals me
I don't know why it is
But I have to laugh when she reveals me
She's got a way about her
I don't know what it is
But I know that I can't live without her
Anyway
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Family Fun
2 min read
Last night I joined the girls in helping them with a young womens project for their church. I had an absolute blast. We made bandanna blankets. We were there until 10 p.m. working on these CUTE blankets...seriously if you saw the final product you would so want to make one for yourself. I love being a supportive Step-mom and I am so glad I have the opportunity to spend such good quality time with my older girls. They are growing and blossoming right before my eyes and I can't help but get a small tear in my eye to think that I have a role in how they are turning out. I'm so proud of them. They are wonderful girls and funny as hell! I absolutely love the way my life has turned out better than I ever could have planned it. I'm completely looking forward to the weekend with the kids. I've had this awesome Saint Patricks Day craft planned for like a month now and I'm so excited to be doing it this weekend 
I love the feeling of making memories, it's beautiful
I love the feeling of making memories, it's beautiful
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More wine please
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I'm giddy with excitement for this weekend to begin...which is effecting me here at work...I don't want to do anything...It seems as though I opportate better when I have way too much to do. When I start getting it under wraps I know just how much I can slack. So I do. I've been surfing the web for B-day wish list items...which include a brilliant pair of sneakers from Sketcher and Diesel...a tank from Hollister and a couple pair of sparkly flip-flops from Target...black and white. That's it, oh and maybe some more pants from wet seal...i'm getting to the point where all my jeans are baggy on me. Anyone know a good seamstress?
*side note: is it necessary to have it so cold in here I could ice skate on my desk! really!
I am so ready for a breather and I'm actually looking forward to getting drunk on wine; which is amazing seeing as I've never looked forward to the taste of wine much less drinking it excessively.
Good God man! Bring on the Friday!
*side note: is it necessary to have it so cold in here I could ice skate on my desk! really!
I am so ready for a breather and I'm actually looking forward to getting drunk on wine; which is amazing seeing as I've never looked forward to the taste of wine much less drinking it excessively.
Good God man! Bring on the Friday!
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